AtWaggintails Doggie Daycare, this is
what your dog will enjoy:
“Waggin’ Tails boarding rates include a full day of play in our deluxe daycare environment, all premium dog food and gourmet treats, turndown service, story time, medication administration if applicable and lots of TLC so that your dog gets a peaceful night of rest.”
For an additional fee, you can arrange for your pet to receive a therapeutic shampoo, nail filing, or dental rinse. If your dog should need to spend the night, he or she can enjoy special TV’s in the luxury suites tuned to the Animal Planet, and special Kuranda pet beds to “ensure a plush night of pleasant dreams.” Day-camp attendees’ stays are enriched by… “Scheduled arts & crafts like paw painting, daytime birthday parties.”
Oh, and if you have a little money left over once you’ve made sure your dog has his arts and crafts needs adequately fulfilled, you can go to the online site for CARE and save a human life.
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I absolutely adore dogs, but the thing about this kind of thing is that it’s based on a ridiculous anthropomorphism that makes people thing their dogs would actually want all this fancy crap–like gourmet dog treats. The dogs I know would like flavors like “crunchy cow turd” or “petrified squirrel”….