Category Archives: Chickens

Solstice Eve: Ashes and Eggs

ashes and eggs

Bob’s tooth, or at least the crown of it, came off with a bite of cookie two weeks ago. He retrieved it and put it for safekeeping in a folded piece of paper towel, in a water-glass on the windowsill. It sat there for two weeks, while he chewed all his food very carefully and waited for a reasonable chance to travel down to Seattle for the dentist (who would glue it back on for free.)

Finally this week he’d arranged to slip off the island for a few days, and the morning was a flurry of tidying and packing and list-making and arranging. A neighbor’s trash to haul off, and truck keys and rain clothes for the boatride, phone and charger and laundry and lists and gasoline containers to fill. And then Bob went to look for the glass with the paper towel and the crown — and realized that he’d been bustling around in a mindless cleaning fit earlier, and had gathered trash to burn in the course of tidying.

We searched through the indoor trash, through pockets and on windowsills, in drawers and wallet and every other place we could think of. Bob had washed the water glass, and had no memory of even handling the folded paper towel. The boat was about to leave, so I drove him down to the dock. Then I came back home and went through the smoldering ashes of the burn barrel, sifting each soggy handful in my fingers. I found nuts and bolts, pebbles, a zipper top. No tooth. Maybe it melted… I’m sure dental material isn’t intended to be fireproof.

Sigh. It felt about right, here at the bottom of the year, to be squatting in the damp leaves out there, sorting through heaps of wet ashes. So dark this morning it barely seems like day at all.

But…

Today the chickens laid 5 (five!) eggs. This is the first five-egg day we’ve had, since they began laying at the end of November. It’s been so much fun to enjoy the bounty of eggs from the 10 hens, during a season when we didn’t expect any eggs at all. We don’t put heat or light in their house, but we think maybe they’re energized by their free-ranging afternoons. They hike around in the woods, scratching under maple leaves and hopping over downed cedar trunks, and they always seem happy.

So when Bob called me from the ferry, I told him about the eggs, and we both felt a little lifted up. I think we’ll make it through the longest night tonight.

leaving

Also posted in 2009 blog posts, Life off the grid | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Having to go outside…

is not an inviting prospect today. The air is chill, grey, carrying enough moisture to make it seem even colder than it is. There’s still frost on the grass and it’s 11 in the morning. But we have to push forward with roofing the treehouse, because it can’t sit uncovered through weeks of rain and snow. It had a temporary roof, but high November winds loosened and stripped that away, so we have to get serious and really close it in.

Bob just went out there, clad in layers of wool and long underwear. I have to drive down to pick up gas at the dock and check mail, and then join him out there for a wretched cold outdoor work session.

I have to admit I’m not looking forward to it. But, I tell myself, it’s just physical discomfort. Not a big deal in the larger scheme of things. And it’s for a good cause.

On the plus side, maybe the memory card for my new camera will arrive in today’s mail.

And — a couple of our chickens started laying on November 30. We’re actually getting 1 or 2 eggs a day, here at the bottom of the year!

Also posted in 2009 blog posts, Life off the grid | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Chicken politics

chicken shapes

First, I have to say that the division of labor mentioned in the last post has been working swimmingly. I work harder and end up happier, and I have a lot to show for every day. This new arrangement might actually be the best thing that’s happened to my art and writing in years. I’m part way through a new story that I’m pretty excited about.

Now, on to the chickens… I wake up in the morning and lay in bed, looking out the window at the chickens. They generally have a busy tranquility which I find meditative to watch. However, not everything is tranquil in Chicken World. My alpha rooster, Paco, has begun to take himself just a bit too seriously. He’s a bantam Cochin, the black one on the right in the photo. He’s fine when I’m around, but when Bob comes out in the yard, Paco puffs himself all up and attacks Bob’s ankles with pretty serious ambitions. It cracks me up every time, but Bob is understandably less amused. Also, Paco pecks the hens’ feet when they’re trying to roost, and he crows (as a form of challenge, perhaps) everytime we come outside, even if we’re just coming onto the porch. Tomorrow evening, Paco will be handed over to a neighbor who actually wants a rooster — and he’ll be trucked up the mountain in a cat carrier. His harem will be reduced from our 10 hens to the neighbor’s 1 hen. Poor Paco.

And our rooster-in-waiting, Teddy Bear, (not in photo) will now get to move into prime time. He’s been too timid to even try crowing, even though he’s about three times Paco’s size. The buff-colored chicken in the photo is a Minorca. Minorcas are particularly bred for laying, and they are small and quick so that the farmer doesn’t have to invest in as much feed per egg. Our two minorcas arrived here after being gone for 4 months in a chicken swap with a neighbor up the road. Our other hens treat the minorcas as second class citizens, chasing them and generally being rude to them just because they’re immigrants. Fortunately, the graceful Minorcas can outrun and outmaneuver all the other chickens, so they don’t actually get pecked. They’re skittish about coming into their yard at the end of the day, but all the chickens like their new house so much that they march into it even before sundown, and the minorcas have learned to go along with the flock. It’s interesting to see how differently shaped they are from dual-purpose birds such as the Wyandotte on the left.

Also posted in 2009 blog posts | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Building the chicken house, #2

Here are the original plans

Here are the original plans


And here is what it looks like now, half-finished:
It's moving forward slowly, despite rain and distractions

It's moving forward slowly, despite rain and distractions.

November’s almost upon us, and we can hear its chewing: Both teachers out, half the kids home sick. The leaves are being stripped from the branches, and underfoot the bright yellows and oranges are darkening into forest-floor compost. We stop and check with different neighbors, maybe lend a hand — but all you really do is stand beside them and respect that things are difficult. Flu’s going around, apparently, and chicken pox and pneumonia as well. And loneliness. That’s probably going around too, this falling-away season.

Also posted in 2009 blog posts | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Building the chickenhouse, #1

This photo was taken a couple days ago. We’ve actually made a bit of progress since, but I’ll post more photos tomorrow. I’m excited with the design we’ve come up with; it’s simple, but I think it’ll work really well. It’s not actually as much in the woods as it seems in this picture; it’s at the north side of our clearing, next to the garden, so it gets all the possible sunlight.

Our chickens were hatched on June 5, so they’re almost 5 months old. They’re currently spending their nights under a converted truck-bed canopy. (It’s been elevated slightly, and has roosting bars in it). But we can’t have trailer-park chickens during the cold weather, and also presumably the hens will start to lay in early spring and will need proper nest boxes.

We’re going to make a chicken yard attached to the chicken house where we’ll want some future garden beds to be. We also will continue to let them free range in the afternoons, so we have to fence in the garden. Chickens, it turns out, are crazy about cabbages. People who talk about letting the chickens into their garden to eat grubs must not grow any cabbages.

Also posted in 2009 blog posts | Tagged , , | Leave a comment